Donhills

Profile

First Name

Don

Last Name

Hills

Gender

Male

About Me

Self proclaimed menace to society. Proud inventor of such past times as balcony base jumping, gravel road surfing, parking lot tennis and cop car spring boarding. I am a master of peep jousting and air guitar, I also enjoy long walks off of short piers. My favorite musical artists include Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Giovanni Pergolesi and that guy who wrote the Oscar Meyer bologna jingle. I sometimes drift away into a comfortable slumber just from knowing that indeed my bologna does have a first name.

I am also the proud carrier of the dreaded middle child syndrome. Unfortunately without a public forum to delve out my witless rantings and ramblings I believe that, much to knowones surprise, I my have indeed gone slitely off the deep end... Or it could just be that I have been listening to Banditos by the Refreshments on repeat for the last three hours, So in closing I must say that I have the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....... Yeah that seems fair.